rest in fucking pieces
Anonymous asked: how tall would your dream girl be?
Knowing my weird ass dreams.. probably 30ft and climbing a building whilst swatting away planes.
1998 vs 2016
whats a drinking game i can play by myself
alcoholism
shout out to the girls that hate their bodies but are trying really really hard to find the beauty and comfort in them because that shit is hard and takes a lot of time and is emotionally exhausting. i’m proud of y'all.
Bears playing with a balloon.
Was bummed out this morning, but then i saw this. Now i can’t stop smiling.
Aliens.
STOP THIS
See these feets?
NO THESE FEETS!
this kitten looks like its about to whip
matches burn
me when anything even remotely inconvenient happens
masculinity is a prison, time doesn’t exist, gender isn’t real, virginity is a construct, and Jesus wasn’t white.
me @ dinner parties
Buttplugs that changes your shit into shapes like playdough
Pool toy.